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Friday, February 27, 2009

Everyone Take a Deep Breath....

So - we bet that the media will be all over the latest news that seems to come straight out of the Onion:

Ryanair is considering charging passengers to use the toilet on its aircraft. According to the Belfast Telegraph - The airline's CEO, Michael O'Leary, is touting the idea of putting a coin slot on the toilet door as a means of raising "discretionary revenue".

OK - we know that's pretty mind-boggling - but we think this is going to be WAAYY overblown. Let's take a look at what O'Leary actually said, as reported by Today in the Sky:

"One thing we have looked at in the past and are looking at again is the possibility of maybe putting a coin slot on the toilet door so that people might actually have to spend a pound (about $1.43)... in future."

Well, that outrageous statement is actually hedged pretty well. Look - we know we joke about how far airlines will go to make an extra dollar (we even have a tag for "25 cents to use the bathroom") - but we just can't get worked up about it that much. We just don't think it'll happen.

However, if it does happen - FMV will be the first to test how water resistant their air sickness bags are...

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